You’re working on what?

So I have taken a little break lately from dating.  I haven’t been actively looking into people for a while, but this past few weeks – I have decided that, you know what – why not.

So I added all my apps back and started looking into people that I could talk to and hopefully I would find someone worth talking to. BUT if the past is any indication as to what to expect from the online dating world, I have to set my expectations to an appropriately low level.  I am glad that I did – because here are some of the gems that I have received:

-From Plenty of Fish – First message I received: “You look like you like your ass eaten.” Why, what is it about my picture that makes you think I like my ass eaten? My photo is a selfie of my FACE – I am in a full length gown with long sleeves, so it’s not like I have one of those memes that guys have of a guy eating a girl. What is it about me that makes you think that – also what makes you think that is an ok to send to an actual human being.

-From Badoo – Talking to a guy, that I knew he was married with kids and it said that he was looking for friends: Him: “You didn’t invite me over to kiss you” Me: “Why would I, I know you are married and I am not interested in talking to you if you are looking to cheat on your wife.” Him “I’m working on it.” Me: “Working on what?” Him: “being married.”  You sir are despicable. This makes me hate men – and fear for the male race.

-From Tinder – I had been talking to this guy for a couple of days and we even planned to go out for dinner. Day of the dinner we are talking about meeting up and I confirm the time and next thing I know he has blocked me. I think this is the umpteenth time that I have had someone who now that I think about it – could be a catfish. When it finally comes to meeting he disappears.

-From Plenty of Fish – “I wish I could give you a back and foot massage – I love rubbing feet, and smelling them. I have a foot fetish” Well sir – at least you are honest.

-From OkCupid – “Are you interested in BDSM?”

-From Plenty of Fish – “Hi” “Hey” “Hi” “Hey” “Hey what’s up” “Hi” “Hey” (oh and this is the same guy from about 6 different accounts.  What are you doing that you have to remake your profile so many times.  And what about the fact that I never respond makes you think that sending it from another account (same photo so I know it’s you)

These are just a few gems that I have received.  Not really giving me the faith in men that I am hoping to see.

OK peace

I will be the first to admin. I am the QUEEN when it comes to pocket texting/calling. Typically I have been lucky and it doesn’t cause any problems.  Today though, my pocket text the wrong person.

I have already made a post about my relationship with Rob. Well – to add on to it, I don’t know what it is about him, but he has always been the person who can get under my skin like that. With him I definitely had the most passion, I guess is the right word when it comes to our agruements.  Really considering most other guys don’t get to the point of fighting, he on the other hand, got off on fighting.  He would try and get me angry and then apologize so that I would come over to his house and make up.  (I will give you a hint guys, if you get off on fighting, don’t do it over text when the girl would then have to drive to you to “make up” – it’s not going to happen.)

So today, I didn’t even know I still had his phone number, but I guess I sent him some jiberish text.  And to my surprise, I realized this when I got the response text of “huh??” Well you can guess that I felt like and idiot.  I hadn’t talked to him in months, and the first thing I send him is nonsense.  Well I send back, “oh my gosh I am so sorry I don’t know what that is.” I didn’t try to be mean, or even overly nice, just sincere.  Well then I get his response “OK peace.” I don’t know what it was about this phrase, but I read it as him being such a jackass about the whole situation.  I got pissed.  Like cursing him in my car pissed.  I started rationalizing that he was saying it like that because he is mad at me.  But then I get even more mad angry, because he has no leg to stand on to be angry at me.  Yes, I was the one to finally end everything but that was after he stopped talking to me, wouldn’t see me, and wouldn’t stop asking if I would have a threesome with him. If anyone should be mad about this, it should be me!

Why are there those people that just, no matter what you do, they completley piss you off? Even when you don’t talk to them for months. UGHHHHHHHHHHH