You’re working on what?

So I have taken a little break lately from dating.  I haven’t been actively looking into people for a while, but this past few weeks – I have decided that, you know what – why not.

So I added all my apps back and started looking into people that I could talk to and hopefully I would find someone worth talking to. BUT if the past is any indication as to what to expect from the online dating world, I have to set my expectations to an appropriately low level.  I am glad that I did – because here are some of the gems that I have received:

-From Plenty of Fish – First message I received: “You look like you like your ass eaten.” Why, what is it about my picture that makes you think I like my ass eaten? My photo is a selfie of my FACE – I am in a full length gown with long sleeves, so it’s not like I have one of those memes that guys have of a guy eating a girl. What is it about me that makes you think that – also what makes you think that is an ok to send to an actual human being.

-From Badoo – Talking to a guy, that I knew he was married with kids and it said that he was looking for friends: Him: “You didn’t invite me over to kiss you” Me: “Why would I, I know you are married and I am not interested in talking to you if you are looking to cheat on your wife.” Him “I’m working on it.” Me: “Working on what?” Him: “being married.”  You sir are despicable. This makes me hate men – and fear for the male race.

-From Tinder – I had been talking to this guy for a couple of days and we even planned to go out for dinner. Day of the dinner we are talking about meeting up and I confirm the time and next thing I know he has blocked me. I think this is the umpteenth time that I have had someone who now that I think about it – could be a catfish. When it finally comes to meeting he disappears.

-From Plenty of Fish – “I wish I could give you a back and foot massage – I love rubbing feet, and smelling them. I have a foot fetish” Well sir – at least you are honest.

-From OkCupid – “Are you interested in BDSM?”

-From Plenty of Fish – “Hi” “Hey” “Hi” “Hey” “Hey what’s up” “Hi” “Hey” (oh and this is the same guy from about 6 different accounts.  What are you doing that you have to remake your profile so many times.  And what about the fact that I never respond makes you think that sending it from another account (same photo so I know it’s you)

These are just a few gems that I have received.  Not really giving me the faith in men that I am hoping to see.

Weird Fetishes…

So I am well aware that many different types of fetishes.  And I am well aware that each person has their own likes and dislikes – but this new fetish (at least to me) that has to be this whole cockholding thing.  If you aren’t aware of what this is (as I wasn’t when I first heard the term) here is a brief definition: a guy and a girl are together and the girl is allowed to have partners outside of the relationship.  And the guy is allowed to watch.

I have a hard enough time finding one guy that wants to be with me, and I want to be with him – let alone find additional guys who want to be with me in a weird twisted relationship of polygamy.

Then there are the guys who get off apparently on sexual humiliation.  For example I had a guy message me, and wanted me to insult him because of the fact that when he was hard – he was less than 2 inches. He went on to tell me that he was having sex with a girl and she just decided to up and leave because he was so bad – and this then turned him on.

Or another guy just told me that he “liked being rejected.” I think I have made this a game for him, and I am not sure where that is going to lead – except to continue to reject him.

I am just waiting for the day that some guy messages me asking if I want to wear a furry suit and dress up as an animal to have sex…….